RodRocket
Someone beheaded Marvin the Martian!

DocktorD
In the Village, seesaw privileges come with a price.

Cyberbeast
After nuclear holocaust only two things will survive, Bigfoot and a Volvo.

AlexGariepy
Frickin' gremlin is stealing my socks...

gleeb
"Here's your identity card, your food ration book, and your brooding intensity license."

DocktorD
The Rod Steiger/Bobby Fischer chess match was rather shorter than expected.

DocktorD
The satisfied look of a man who knows he's had a good Number Two. Er, been a good Number Two.

ChaosWolf1982
That's what happens if you swallow gum, then have chili for dinner later that night.

Cyberbeast
*POP*
"Why did you think a giant balloon would scare people?"
"Shut-up, that's why!"

DocktorD
.oO I only wanted to destroy the oppressive regime and get my travel fliers back. Oo.

TheDiva
The guest stars don't even get character names? Bummer.

gleeb
A poorly-lit apple?

Zee
The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

Trin Tragula
Absolutely Not Danger Man, No Sir, Not Under Any Circumstances Whatsoever, Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink

meqal
So that what he calls his balls.