RedRocket
"We welcome you most REEEE-gally!"

gleeb
"How do you get bottles off the top shelf in the cellar?"

AlexGariepy
"Get up, I'm not knighting you anything..."

The BitShifter
o~ ...And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muscat Love... ~o

daupstart
"Well I'll be damned... According to the blood test, Laquita's right. I *am* her baby's daddy."
"[Tha's right, ju sonuvabeech! And I want it the child support too, in British pounds! Not de falling dollores americano merde! I know it how de finances work, puto!]"
"Sighhh... yesss, dear..."

RodRocket
"I'm thinking about moving to America and becoming a villain on Batman. I'd call myself 'Mr. Scarf', or 'Dr. Scarf', or perhaps 'Scarfy MacScarfington'. What do you think?"

gleeb
"I'll have the allegory of Man's Freedom with a side of surreal imagery."

Cyberbeast
IfThey Mated: Martin Sheen and Ted Koppel.

AntiHero
He reminds me of the white cop from Dawn of The Dead

The BitShifter
If you think you can get really racked on a boy's ten-speed, you ain't seen nothing yet...

RodRocket
Didn't anyone have a pin?

TheDiva
I don't like this new avant-garde version of "Evita"...

Trin Tragula
A massive hook there from Mickelson, and it's gone out of bounds and into the miniature village next door to the course! What a terrible lie!

JurassicPork
When they had to open a special ward just for Willy Wonka's victims, OSHA knew they had to get involved.

JMShearer
"Mind you, this rough concept for the International Space Station is hardly to scale..."