THE PRISONER CAPTIONS
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DocktorD
Why is the car wearing braces?


Dita DuPave
"You stop capping right there, or I'll....I'll use my forehead against you. My forehead has destroyed whole cities!"


RodRocket
"Tyra Banks has a bigger forehead? Ridiculous! Measure this!"


Cyberbeast
The Knight Automated Robot 1200 was an early precursor to the Knight Industries Two Thousand.


RodRocket
"Seventeen Episodes of Indecipherable But Delightful Nonsense."


daupstart
...Mr. McGoo Gets Laid


Indomitus
A car. Duh.


GlitterBellRock
"I Am The Walrus, McGoo-Goo-Ca-Choo!"


Trin Tragula
...sane!


meqal
When you plan your next vacation, think about visiting scenic Arrival.


RodRocket
We gave our toughest Samsonite suitcase to Patrick McGoohan to throw around in a pit of pique just to prove how durable it is!


RodRocket
"Howdy, there, Mr. Douglas!"


Dita DuPave
Ur Village? He's captive in ancient Mesopotamia?


RodRocket
"The place smelled like the number on the door...."


GlitterBellRock
"2... 2..."
"Exactly! 2-2 Twain's house!"





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