GlitterRock The one on the left's closer to being a natural blonde than the one on the right! |
JurassicPork ...the one on the right has shampooed with Pantene Pro V, for that dry, skanky, Just-Fucked look... |
DiscoBoy The second and third runners-up for the Miss La Verne pageant. |
gleeb Uneasy rests the crown of a usurper whose predecessor had a larger head... |
GlitterRock To be rich and LICE?? |
zee Lucio Fulci: Professional Shakespeare Impersonator |
GlitterRock o/` I am your dentist (Goodness gracious!)... and I enjoy the career that I picked~ o/` |
JurassicPork "Don't be fooled by that black hole, gentleman. That's a clever optical illusion and our roadrunner friend is on the other side..." |
ElectraAlan "My agent said only one. You'll have to renegotiate if you want to see both of them." |
zee Stevie Nicks celebrates backstage at Fleetwood Mac's reunion concert. |
JurassicPork Safe sex, medieval style! |
GlitterRock "This week, on Baywatch Knights...." |
Zee She puts on her bra like any other woman, one leg at a time. |
GlitterRock ".... next, on a very special GILMORE GIRLS..." |
BlakHat1 FINISH HIM!!! |
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