PORCH SWING CAPTIONS - PAGE 82





GlitterRock
The one on the left's closer to being a natural blonde than the one on the right!


JurassicPork
...the one on the right has shampooed with Pantene Pro V, for that dry, skanky, Just-Fucked look...


DiscoBoy
The second and third runners-up for the Miss La Verne pageant.


gleeb
Uneasy rests the crown of a usurper whose predecessor had a larger head...


GlitterRock
To be rich and LICE??


zee
Lucio Fulci: Professional Shakespeare Impersonator


GlitterRock
o/` I am your dentist (Goodness gracious!)... and I enjoy the career that I picked~ o/`


JurassicPork
"Don't be fooled by that black hole, gentleman. That's a clever optical illusion and our roadrunner friend is on the other side..."


ElectraAlan
"My agent said only one. You'll have to renegotiate if you want to see both of them."


zee
Stevie Nicks celebrates backstage at Fleetwood Mac's reunion concert.


JurassicPork
Safe sex, medieval style!


GlitterRock
"This week, on Baywatch Knights...."


Zee
She puts on her bra like any other woman, one leg at a time.


GlitterRock
".... next, on a very special GILMORE GIRLS..."


BlakHat1
FINISH HIM!!!




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