GlitterRock
Not to be confused with the JERK Of Diamonds. That's John Crichton.
Zee
It's in Dirk Diggler font!
"When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright yellow neon lights with an orange outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign -- it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "and Erik Estrada as Jack of Diamonds."
Mr_Grant
#2 in the deck, right after Saddam. Only MORE DANGEROUS.
GlitterRock
A sample from alt.sex.upskirts.cavegirl
TheLurker
o/` Yeah girl/ keep your gold boots moving/ honey honey! o/`
The_Gray_Zombie
I'd like to get her a jump rope just so's I can watch.
GlitterRock
Those aren't lips! They're shrimp!
YibbleGuy
Next, on "Behind the Music," Jon Bon Jovi's fetish for wearing Diane Keaton's "Annie Hall" outfits threatens to break up the band ....
gleeb
"Goodnight room, goodnight moon, goodnight double-headed dildo..."
GlitterRock
Dang smoochers!
enigk
"We now return to Celebrity Taxicab Confessions, starring The Rock and Matt Lillard."
Zee
That is a huge limo! It's so huge it stretches all the way around the house! It can crash into itself!
ElectraAlan
"Verily m'lady, my wandering eye doth beg thy humble pardon, for it findest itself distracted from thy lovely countenance by thy several acres of cleavage."
GlitterRock
"M'lady, I took it upon myself to bring a pole. Wouldst thou fancy us with a dance?"
Mr_Grant
*The Breast Augmentation Channel now concludes its broadcasting day...*