IMiss
"*whine* Mister Director?! His elbow's blocking my gratuitous tit shot again... Would you *please* tell him to stop it?"
YibbleGuy
"1-2-3 on Muffy!" . o O "Having these tits really sucks when you're playing Hide-and-Seek."
alexgariepy
Metal Gear Stupid
YibbleGuy
It's a rare film that gives an actress the opportunity to literally watch her career go in the toilet.
Propdude
The porcelain God calls thee!
IMiss
*hic* "I'd sue your plashtic shurgeon, honey... yer nipple's comPLETELY in the weirdesht shpot... *hic* (pause) You're the quiet type, aintcha?"
GlitterRock
"This is the best take-your-daughter-to-work day EVER!"
TheLurker
Even at the end there's gratuitous pussy!
gleeb
After losing his MTM job, he took whatever work he could, ending films, plays, eventually working live sex shows in Times Square...
ElectraAlan
"I stuck in my tongue, and pulled out when she was done."
GlitterRock
"Uh, excuse me Mr. Anthropomorphic-Chicken... but my eyes are UP HERE!"
Mr_Grant
"You may now pleasure me."
GlitterRock
"Yes, I was the victim of SKOORA (*thunderclap*) the gentle shark!"
GlitterRock
A hairstyle that boldly says "I refuse to get laid, and that is that!"
GlitterRock
"So which came first in your career: choosing your names, getting your implants, or getting medical assistance for your many venerial diseases?" / "I got to kiss a girl today!" **giggle**