PORCH SWING CAPTIONS - PAGE TWENTY-ONE





Agent_Moldy
"Oh, no, you DI-IN'T go there!"


GlitterRock
What's her ass doing *all* the way up there?


RamshackleMan
"Sam, Ziggy says there's a 96.37% chance you're going to have to give this guy a blow job." " Oh Boy....."


BlakHat1
This is too sad for words, really.


GlitterRock
Fired from the Avengers, Janet Van Dyne takes up stripping...


enigk
Ah, this must have been made before he was knighted *Sir* Dick Bigdickian...


Glitters Boss
Not since the Nightmare on Elm Street movies has there been such a great fire pissing shot.


Batqueen
"Giddy up, horsie! YEE-HAW!" "You know, when you invited me over for 'a little fun,' I didn't know you had this in mind." "Shut up, horsie. Now, ride me around the living room. Wheeeee!"


GlitterRock
I may not know where all the cowboys have gone. But I've got a fair guess where they've all cum.


YingYang
"Noogie!"


GlitterRock
"Got Yer Nose" soon led to the less-successful "Got Yer Eye!"


YingYang
"Are you in Yeti?"


DiscoBoy
Oh no! Denise Austin's gone rabid! Run away!


GlitterRock
"Danke shoon, mineah Hottie.... you und your boobies vere the most enyoyabull companions dis efening!"


Nyssa23
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Skip the continental crap and make with the cash, Gomez."




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