RodRocket
Hef's always been concerned with social issues, such as the plight of the Native Americans.
RodRocket
HANDS - nature's bra
alexgariepy
You'd think with hair that long they could just cover the breasts with it, but I guess it doesn't provide bust support.
RodRocket
"One reason I do so well with the ladies is that I have letters of recommendation from all my former girlfriends. And, I'm wealthy."
NurseNoir
In a just world, this hideous elderly egomaniac would be thumbing through old photo albums and crying himself to sleep every night.
144b
And you're worried about the ph balance? Silly boy!
gleeb
So this is what it feels like to be William Powell. OK, might as well say it: "You're probably wondering why I asked you all here tonight..."
RodRocket
"Like I said. I'm wealthy, and I get laid every night. You?"
gleeb
Hell, I'd hop in bed with him if it meant getting that shirt off him.
RodRocket
"Keep making the nasty remarks, Rod. See if I'll ever invite you to a party at the Mansion!"
The_Gray_Zombie
Rod, don't piss Hefner off. If the rumors of Charisma appearing in Playboy are true, we might be able to score some free issues, and a few unpublished pics.
NurseNoir
Hef's system is shutting down again. Get the paddles and start the virgin's blood IV...
RodRocket
Mini-Me gon' git some!
BlakHat1
"NO my preciouss! We wants the RING! Not the STRING!!"
RodRocket
Okay, all cynical barbs, playful (and not-so playful) insults and jests aside, you gotta give Hefner props.
The man inside the silk jammies and satin robe has, over the years, channeled a great
deal of money into programs, causes, and foundations dedicated to progressive social change.
I don't know if it makes up for unleashing Jenny McCarthy onto an unsuspecting world, but there's more to him than fried chicken, Pepsi-Cola, and hanging out with James Caan and Robert Culp.