MrfnordTim
"Are you God?"
No. I'm the rink manager.
RodRocket
"EWWW! Gross! You're getting one of those erection things...."
GlitterRock
It's Super Mario 64!
RodRocket
"Scotty! Beam her to my quarters, now!"
RodRocket
"But I don't want to buy a droid! A druid, maybe.... And 'hootini' yourselves! Twice on Sundays!"
NurseNoir
It's "The Whores of Spider Island!"
GlitterRock
"Yonder lies da computer-generated castle of my foddah!"
RodRocket
"Over the teeth
and past the gums,
look out tummy,
here it comes....
Amen."
Coakley
"Straight vodka makes me... giggly!"
RodRocket
"GIRL!!! Jou so stoopid!"
Coakley
"We don't sell stock to women. I don't care who it is, we don't do it. I'm serious. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you're sorry."
RodRocket
Britney Spears has fallen through a temporal rift!
MrfnordTim
Bizarro Pee-Wee Herman!
NurseNoir
Someone should alert Generik: Hef's about to get his mitts on Elinor Donahue!
RodRocket
"You said you wanted a ring."