PORCH SWING CAPTIONS - PAGE 101





Zee
George A. Romero's "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"


Agent_Moldy
"Yo...yo...yo...yo..."
Hey, somebody smack Stallone. He's stuck again.


GlitterRock
"... the lure of touring on the road leads to his breakup with Angie Dickinson, next on GALLAGHER: THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY."


YibbleGuy
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Boobs."


gleeb
Lifts and intimidates.


GlitterRock
Remember: Kingsford Whores light faster and burn longer.


Zee
Goldie Hawn auditions for "Powerpuff Girls: The Live Action Movie"


BlakHat1
CAPPER. The new fragrance by Calvin Klein. Bold. Outspoken. Sarcastic. Sticks underwear to the ceiling. And oh yes.. Sexy. CAPPER. By Calvin Klein.


GlitterRock
Not *everyone* should participate in Do Your Cleavage a Favor Day.....


BlakHat1
Takei liked to re-enact the "Crazy Sulu with an Epee" scene at conventions until...


GlitterRock
Rodreigo Obregon *IS* Johnny Carson *AS* Art Fern in "Tea Time Movie: The Movie!"


BlakHat1
BAT BOY GOES TRANNY!! WEEKLY WORLD NEWS EXCLUSIVE!!!


BlakHat1
"I'm trying to reveal my evil plan! Stop staring at her TA-TAS!"


Agent_Moldy
"But why, sir? Her ta-tas were staring at us, first!"


GlitterRock
*NOW* I know why the Monkees were always running to the water at the beginning of every episode!




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