PORCH SWING CAPTIONS - PAGE TWO





GlitterRock
oO0 Spider-sense.... tingling! 0Oo


Nyssa23
Has it ever occurred to this gal that stripping while doing the "Exorcist" crab-walk is just *not* sexy?


Nyssa23
"Wow, I'm getting a lot of attention today! Must be my new hairdo!"


IMiss
Mother Goose-Me


GlitterRock
"Uh... that's not the love-muscle I wanted you to rub, baby."


DarkDynaGirl
I take it the yellow one is for that "elder god Cthulu" sensation...


GlitterRock
*clawing out own eyes*


GlitterRock
A game for you and five of your friends!


Nyssa23
Xena, Fluffer Princess.


GlitterRock
"PANTIES!" / **gasp** "Siegfried!!"


IMiss
"C'mon... sing that 'I Got You, Babe' song I love so much... pleeeeez?!"


Xigeous
All the escorts for that night's opera were required to sing the Revenge Aria of the Queen of Night as a warm-up for the "blow-job obbligatta."


Agent_Moldy
"Goldfingered"


Nyssa23
The Girl With Gold Boobs.


blyle88
"Return of the Jedi" did have its good moments.




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