PORCH SWING CAPTIONS - PAGE ONE





Nyssa23
Proof that chain gangs aren't necessarily *all* bad.


DarkDynaGirl
A beer destined to give you plenty of head when you pour it.


GlitterRock
"Can't... run... in this damn .... dressWHOOPS!" **tipover**


Nyssa23
Candy was pretty sure the parole board wouldn't turn her down *this* time.


GlitterRock
Heh. "Long Wood."


Nyssa23
Sure, it's hard to find, but it's worth it.


GlitterRock
"HellllLLO Nurse!"


Xigeous
X marks the spot!


Nyssa23
Oh, I'm feeling *much* better now...


GlitterRock
A man made completely out of PVC?


Nyssa23
Meanwhile, at Madame Tussaud's Sex Doll Museum...


Nyssa23
Sex Rule #272: Never be ashamed to admit that you can't take the whole thing. Your partner will most likely be flattered.


GlitterRock
"Wokka-wokka-wokka, baby!"


Nyssa23
Ms. Pac-Man? Hubba hubba! Chomp chomp, indeed...


Nyssa23
.oO Vibrating egg, work your magic... Oo.




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