Zee
He's being served his subpoena: One count of looking like TR Knight, Three counts of pretending to be TR Knight to get this old guy in bed.

TheDiva
Okay, so THIS was the best replacement for Geoffrey Rush we could find?

GlitterRock
Captain Jack Sparrow was buried at sea today. He is considered armed and dangerous.

GlitterRock
Coffin Joe is back -- and he's packin' heat!

TheDiva
"Right, down to business. Who's on the schedule for tonight?"
"Tina, followed by Diva."
"Oooh, it's going to be a long one..."

GlitterRock
"Aww c'mon Gibbs! You're pullin' my leg!"

Indomitus
"Yeah, the name of that book was actually misspelled. It's supposed to be '20,000 LEGS Under the Sea'."

TheDiva
Unflattering Ethnic Stereotypes of the Caribbean

GlitterRock
And just like the one-eyed freak from 'Monster of Peladon,' he's also a hermaphrodite.

GlitterRock
"A rum-bong?!? I don't know whether to be outraged or impressed!"

Dita DuPave
Damn, all I said was "Welcome back to the Cap-Page Board."

gleeb
"Sherry?"
"Look, first, my name's Will, and second, we don't know one another well enough to be on a first-name basis."

ChaosWolf1982
Glitter, I can't believe you're showing someone having a P onscreen.

TheDiva
Yes, who better than Disney to tell us about the dangers of monolithic, all-consuming corporations?

TheDiva
"Laura, what are you going to do with that?"

LauraPowers85
Everything, baby. Everything.

GlitterRock
"Fuck. We'll have to settle for the Emergency Booze. Gibbs? Break out the Zima."

tinaw
He can only handle two of us at a time ladies. Everyone grab a buddy.
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That wasn't meant to sound nearly as weird as it did.