LauraPowers85
"You don't want to kill us... Not after we warm your frigid heart with a cool island song."
"I thought it was cool his fiery heart with a warm island song."
TheDiva
Between Johnny and Orlando, this is about as much sexiness as one screengrab can handle.
LauraPowers85
Look at her artificially lifted breasts all you want, Orlando. Just take off the Daisy hat. Please, please take off the Daisy hat.
AlexGariepy
Psst, your hair's trying to peek down your dress.
AgentMoldy
"Notice, ladies, how I've strategically placed my pony tail so that his eyes just have to follow it all the way down. Now then, this is the time you flip around, slap his face and loudly proclaim, 'My eyes are up HERE!' Of course, should he be a man of handsome face like Mr. Turner here, feel free to omit those last, two steps."
GlitterRock
"Normally, I'm loathe to kill a noble fighter who wears the sunflower so proudly....."
LauraPowers85
"Does this ass make my butt look big?"
AlexGariepy
"Where the bloody hell did that stage hand come from?"
elKapitan
.oO(A guy who doesn't seem at all jealous of me and wants to shake my hand? Must be gay or something.)
TheDiva
He just now realized the capper ladies were drawing lots for him.
tinaw
.oO I sense Tina gazing knowingly at my arse . . .Oo.
GlitterRock
And as Sparrow caressed the wheel tenderly, lovingly, stroking up and down softly, he noticed the others' eyes were upon him.
"... and I'm not gay!"
"No, cap'n."
"Never, sir."
"Weren't even considering it."
"Oh shit....." (grumble)
