Cyberbeast
Well this is good news for the Lady Cappers, Johnny's hung.

AgentMoldy
Meanwhile, back on the ship, Barbossa Badinoff laughs at how respectively, Jack and he are getting noose and Pearl...

AgentMoldy
Moldy pulls up a chair, rests her chin in her hands, and just drinks in the view.

Cyberbeast
Okay ladies, who ordered the Orlando Bloom love doll?

AgentMoldy
*raising hand* Um, I'll take one of those, CB.

GlitterRock
"Ehhhh, there's a couple of midgets down there pushin' those things up."
"Yeah. Lucky midgets. Midgets get everything!"

LauraPowers85
"Hey! Who pulled down my pants?"

Dita DuPave
"And what's Dita doing with that camera?"

AgentMoldy
"And just why are there 15 sets of hands grabbing my ass?"

TheDiva
Around here, the question should probably be who DIDN'T pull down his pants?

LauraPowers85
Aw shit, the movie's threatening to punch our lights out!

TheDiva
What is it with Orlando and military orders? The same thing happened to him with the Rohirrim...

Gray Zombie
By order of Lord GlitterRock, I am to escort you two to the bungalow of the Lady Cappers.

tinaw
"All right, all right, if the Capper Ladies want me to strip, who am I to refuse?"

TheDiva
Johnny, just because half the Capper Ladies think you're hot, that's no reason to lord it over everyone else...