LadyBlackAdder
Some guy, Josh Groban, "Gothika" Halle Berry, and one of the less-talented Jacksons.

LauraPowers85
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
"You think that hurts? Try wearing a corset!"
Say it together, everyone! We all know the words! God knows we do. F*cking repetitive commercials.

GlitterRock
*Amok Time battle-music*

TheDiva
We now return to "Carribean Gladiators!"

gleeb
Why does no one ever steal this garden gnome?

AgentMoldy
Ooo, not a good time to slip back into David Helfgott mode.

Coakley
"You'll let us change out of these dresses before putting us in prison, right?"

PrezGAR
"You are sentenced to be a dwarf in a movie based on a role-playing game."

GlitterRock
Thank goodness they had Revlon back in the 17th century.

LongLiveRock
They call it the Burger King kids club for a reason, Jack!

TheDiva
He's sure lording this "People's Sexiest Man Alive" thing over everyone, isn't he?

ArkhamGuard
I am Aragorn...the latht king of Gon--Gon--Gondor. HIC!

GlitterRock
"I can't believe Gonzo wasn't able to get me acquitted! I swear if I get out of this, I'm going to fire his fat Samoan ass!"

TheDiva
"And for the crime of 'Don Juan de Marco,' is hereby sentenced to hang by the neck until dead..."

elKapitan
.oO(The Capper Ladies should be here to rescue me any minute.)