LadyBlackAdder
Wakes up to see [[INSERT ANY FEMALE CAPPER HERE]].

LauraPowers85
INSERT ME! INSERT ME!
(I think this is the third time I've asked to be inserted...)

TheDiva
Does it have to be just ONE female capper? Cause, you know, I've got two Crushes already, I'm more than willing to share...

Dita DuPave
.oO And here comes Dita. Oo.

AgentMoldy
You girls go ahead. I'll run the camcorder this time.

elKapitan
I think it's Depp that's going to be doing the inserting...
(Yet again, I can't believe I just typed that.)

AlexGariepy
*meekly* "Ha-do-ken?"

PrezGAR
"Alright, ye Capper Wenches. If ye want to see him unharmed, you'll be givin us all your valuables. And maybe some action once the curse is broken."

TheDiva
The Ugly, the Better Looking as a Brunette Swashbuckler Than as a Blonde Elf, and the Ugly

LadyBlackAdder
[[INSERT ANY FEMALE CAPPER HERE]]

LauraPowers85
(Insert me! Insert me! ugh- you need to stop making that cap, LBA! I'm gunna keep saying that over and over again.)

Shockeye
"Dude, you OK to drive."
*mumbles incoherently, falls down*
"You'll be fine."

AgentMoldy
"An' I told Mick that we were no longer gonzzzzha buzza jgunum, y'know?"

GlitterRock
"Many ask me: 'Johnny, what's the greatest drawback to being adored by so many women-Cappers?' And do you know what I say...?
(ahem)
... WHAT DRAWBACK??"

Dita DuPave
"And I also get free hot wings and cheesecake as well!"