TheDiva
Bath oils? You KNOW I have sensitive skin!

GlitterRock
You see, this is exactly why I limit my henchwenches' access to alcohol! They start drinking, they get giddy, they start dancing and their inhibitions drop...
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That's a STUPID rule! Why did I come up with that rule, anyway??!?

TheDiva
Damn you, Glitter, you told me you'd burn those negatives once I paid you!

elKapitan
"Why? Why do you torture me BRIAN HENDERSON OF 12 MAPLE LANE????!!!!!!!!"

LauraPowers85
Okay: she's wearing a dress, right? Then won't somebody please explain to me why I see a camel toe?

AgentMoldy
Ooo, she looked at the Venom first. Bad move.

elKapitan
.oO(How shall I break it to her, that I cannot love her for she is not a Capper Lady?) *cue dramatic soap opera music*

TheDiva
I think it goes without saying that most of the women here envy Keira right now, but I'm curious: how many of the men envy Johnny?

GlitterRock
"-- then Gramma would pinch my cheeks and say 'You're so cuuuwwwwte!'"

tinaw
.oO Damn, ran out of rouge. . . *pinch*. . .ah, that should do it. Oo.

Dita DuPave
"Dita! Where are you?!"

LauraPowers85
o/' These hands are small I know, but they're not yours they are my owwwwn o/'

LadyBlackAdder
*angry chitter chitter*

LauraPowers85
"Be careful with that jaw, Pumpkin. You might cut someone."

LauraPowers85
"You know, if I swung both ways you'd diddle me, wouldn't you? Aw hell- *anyone* would diddle *me* if they had the chance!"