TheDiva
Come on, just because more of us are lusting after Johnny, that's no reason to do anything rash!
LauraPowers85
Yeah! I'm lusting after you! And thousands of LotR fangirls are writing provocative stories about sexually seducing you as we speak! Hehehe... I just noticed: his shirt's all wet and see-through. DAMN YOU VEST!!!!
The_Gray_Zombie
Alright, anyone makes one wrong move and the sexy actor gets it.
"Heaven's Sakes, isn't anyone going to help that poor man?"
"Hush up, Marian, he's just crazy enough to do it."
Dita DuPave
Naw, baby, don't do that, ever heard of a threeway?
Agent_Moldy
Orlando, honey, there's no need for this. Just remember to Bloom, Bloom, where you are planted. By the way, you can just call me 'the garden'.
gleeb
Grampa tried to use the sextant again!
GlitterRock
Picard: "I knew we shouldn't have let Troi steer the ship during Worf's promotion ceremony!"
LauraPowers85
Screw the surgeon generals warning- slap this picture on the cancer boxes.
GlitterRock
"Ye best start believin' in Gingivitis, Miss Turner-- yer lookin' at it!"
The_Gray_Zombie
Computer, remove the plank.
"Uh, Gray, that's 'Retract' the plank"
Three words, Glitter. Wet Tee Shirt.
"Computer, you heard the man, remove the plank already"
LauraPowers85
Did my birthday come early?
Agent_Moldy
"Hey -- Planet of the Apes guy! Pull your side tighter!"
klutzka
"What do we do with him, Boss?"
"Let's let the Lady Cappers make the next move! In the mean time, give him to Baldie! He knows what to do to him! Yarrrrr!"
GlitterRock
"My, what a big, fluffy Wilfred Brimley-like mustache ye be havin', Mr. Turner!"
TheDiva
You know a guy is hot when he can pull of the "haven't been to the dentist since I was five" look...