PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS CAPTIONS
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TheCarolingDiva
And the sounds of guys frantically wrapping presents can be heard all over town.




Zee
This is so bad it makes Santa's Slay starring Goldberg look good!

No, I take that back. Sorry. I spoke too soon, out of anger.




GlitterBellRock
It's Pazuzu Claus!




Indomitus
He died as he lived: Scaring the f*ck out of little children.




TheCarolingDiva
This movie hates me, doesn't it? I mean, normally I don't suspect people of harboring personal vendettas against me, but there's no way around it. This movie just hates me.




Zee
*neck sinews snap, blind crew member*




Granamyr1
Bored actress + horror movie = not a good sign.




gleeb
"Come on! Homicidal puppets for everyone, on me!"




TheCarolingDiva
When Corey dreams.




GlitterBellRock
SCI FI Pictures? SCI FI PICTURES?! This makes perfect sense now!



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