jackrouters
"Draw! No wait, I'm cybernetic!"

GlitterBellRock
K9 takes drastic steps to help Tom Baker overcome his drinking problem.

KKDW

Zee
Now that's comedy!

Christmas DITty
Thank you movie, just what I wanted to see. *goes on to www.planetsrk.com*

NurseNoir
Baby doll got back.

JMShearer
I don't understand. Why is this important to the movie?

GlitterBellRock
At the North Pole:
"GODDAMMIT BLINKY! YOU TURNED OFF MY ALARM CLOCK!! WHERE'S MY COAT?? THE KEYS TO THE SLEIGH??"

gleeb
Why not just say, "December 24, 6PM"?

GlitterBellRock
The familiar sight of a woman who's been paid to flash her goodies to Corey Feldman.

TheCarolingDiva
Diva's frantically mailing her Christmas cards.

gleeb
You have just enough time to get to minimum safe distance. That is your final warning.

YibbleGuy
"Draw! No, wait--I'm laser-activated!"

[hey, it doesn't make much less sense than the original ....]

gleeb
"Ain't nobody takin' a cutting offa my spiderplant!"

Indomitus
And now, we change suddenly to Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys vs Killer Klowns. You know what? Fuck you, movie.

cajunmagic
Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys vs Killer Klowns vs Robert Klein.

Zee
Watching the Paris Hilton sex tape.

TheCarolingDiva
Wow, and you thought Le Chiffre had it bad...