Mattteus
started by Rudy Huxtable

Yukon GARnelius
No, that's the Altar of Buuuud.

RodRocket
Hey-heyyyy! Krusty gon' GIT some!

Zee
You leave Emma Caulfield alone!

RodRocket
"But, you can't shoot me! I wuv you THIS much, bitch!"

GlitterBellRock
"Teddy Grams? I have a message for you from Count Chocula."
*BLAM!*

GodoHell
Rubber baby buggy bumper, rubber baby buggy bumper...

gleeb
Action Infant! A Quinn Martin Production!

RodRocket
Nigella and Rebecca
all snug in my bed,
with their lovely sugar plums
resting atop my head....

jackrouters
So does someone checking their blood sugar really figure into the plot?

Chrismahanakwanzafreak
Only if Wilford Brimley is guest starring.

Zee
"EVERY BACK ISSUE OF SASSY!!!"

Indomitus
Looking straight at her is like seeing Soleil Moon Frye out the corner of your eye. Only without the breasts.

cajunmagic
I was gonna say Laura San Giacomo, Indom.

Indomitus
I almost said Staci Keanan.

GlitterBellRock
"A hundred smackers!"

ChaosWolf1982
The only time I've ever seen ponytails that bad, they were on one of those thirty-something porn starlets pretending to be a barely-legal cheerleader in a fetish video...

GlitterBellRock
The Good, The Bad, And The Assimilated