Zee
*Wildred Brimley monster pops out of box and assimilates Nauls* *

*cut before filming

Mattteus
Watch out for force perspective dinosaur puppets!
(Zee, if you were gay I'd love you)

Zee
I get that a lot.
(any particular reason, or just my hot bod?)

Mattteus
(for being funny in just the right way)

GlitterBellRock
(Not me, Zee. I'm shallow. I'd love you for the hot bod. And because of the "crazy sex" you mentioned when you talked about moving)

Zee
Kari says you're gonna have to fight her for me, and she fights dirty!

Mattteus
Well, I tend not to fight over straight men...

GlitterBellRock
Ehhhh, Matt's too good for you anyway, Zee. You don't deserve him. Or me.

(Call me!)

Mattteus
Sour grapes Glitter, sour grapes

cajunmagic
Hell, Zee, I wouldn't go for you, even if you DID put on a pink wig.

What? I have my standards.

ChaosWolf1982
Cajun... and Zee in a pink wig...
GAH!
I swear, if I didn't need the one I still have left, I'd stab out my own eye for just picturing that.

Zee
Hey Chaos, how about me and Cajun, and I'm dressed like Robbie Rotten and he's dressed like Sportacus.... And we're rubbing bulges.

cajunmagic
Aw, man. Why do I always have to be Sportacus?

Zee
Because you look better in blue spandex.

Mattteus
Cajun, when you mentioned the pink wig all I can think of is the scene from 'Diva' when he picks up the prostitute and dresses her up

cajunmagic
So, that makes Zee the prostitute? I can see that.

Zee
Yeah, but only till I pay my way through college.
"But Zee, you dropped out of college five years ago."
Shut up, Prez's lackey. What are you doing in my cap, anyway?
"Slumming."

TheSpaceToast
Here we are
Dear old friends
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had
Tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head
But if I were gay
I would give you my heart
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance
But I'm not gay
So get your hand out of my pants...

[The "Fighting Over Mattteus's Presumably Hot Bod If We Were All Gay" thread, ladies and gentlemen. A two-page batch of goodness.

Mattt, we love ya!]