TheCarolingDiva
Clowns eating you while you sleep, actual footage.

GlitterBellRock
Just set the switch on his back from Evil to Good and it'll all be fine.

Mattteus
Blech! Why do they insist on giving me cod liver oil!

Cyberbeast
We now return to "A Very Jennifer Wilbanks Christmas", already in progress...

cajunmagic
*Cajun walks in, sees this, walks back out*
This is for all those half-naked girls in Hip Hop Homeroom, isn't it? Fuckin' Zee.

GlitterBellRock
"'Get Out Of Jail Free?' Damn! This is definitely gonna come in handy!"

TheSpaceToast
They had better not kill her off, because she has the only four things I enjoy watching in this movie. (What? I like the pigtails too.)

GlitterBellRock
"Utinni! Utinni!" *pump, grind, thrust*

Every 497 minutes, another woman becomes the victim of Jawa rape. Don't become another statistic. Kick the little fuckers in their tiny nads if you see one.

A message from the We're Really Sick Of Getting Raped By Jawas Society.

Cyberbeast
"Told you you should have bottle fed him."

Mattteus
Does anyone know where I left my slice of pizza? I coulda sworn I left it right here

TheCarolingDiva
Or as my brother calls it, "Still plenty of time."

Zee
He's looking at the Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter caps saved at the Glitterdome.

GodoHell
"I don't remember doing a goatse! Aw, man! Haim must have gotten me REALLY wasted that night!"

Mattteus
Who knew she'd enjoy his goatse so much

gleeb
Every goatse that is not your own goatse is a good goatse.

Chrismahanakwanzafreak
SHEE-IT!
*logs off Cap-Page Board*

Christmas DITty
Hey, the screen writer.

GlitterBellRock
I would think that lice would already be quite accessible to the needy ... but hey, what do I know?