PUPPET MASTER VS. DEMONIC TOYS CAPTIONS
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GlitterBellRock
Dammit. Just when I thought the ruling from "Dollman Vs. Demonic Toys" was the definitive last word.




cajunmagic
What, no Charlie Band?




GlitterBellRock
Located down the street from Wonka's Puppet Burn Ward.




GlitterBellRock
"Ooooh, a rock tumbler! Thanks Mom!"




GodoHell
"Damn you, vile woman!"




Mattteus
Ron White's Tater Tots!
*tumber of scotch sold seperately




Zee
The hottest toy of 2006: Down Syndrome Doris.




GlitterBellRock
Holy shit he crucified them?! And this is in a Christmas movie??




cajunmagic
I'm having a hard time believing Toulon would have such a douchebag for a grandson.





GlitterBellRock
... ... ... I'm still trying to wrap my head around the motivation for giving him Vicki Lawrence's "Mama Harper" wig to wear.




cajunmagic
So, this is how they explain how he has such a hot daughter that's so close to his age? They made him up to look like Mr. Sheffield?




Zee
ACT-TING!




Mattteus
OH YEAH!!




gleeb
Why not just say December 23rd? Are you trying to not offend the Greek Orthodox or something?




cajunmagic
"It wasn't me. The puppet asked "Mind if I eat that out, ma'am?"."




Mattteus
Whoa-ho!!! That's good animation juice!


GlitterBellRock
What Barbie's friend Skipper is looking at right now.


TheCarolingDiva
*looks at grab*
*turns around, walks to restroom*
*sounds of retching heard*



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