NoOneInParticular
Take your SLED! and your SKIS! And your CHILDREN! And all your damn CLOTHES! And get the HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
gleeb
A camera! Get it, or they'll know we can really fly!
TheDiva
Gimme fin!
Cyberbeast
"No, seriously, that letter was C.O.D., you owe me five dollars."
Sidesk
Soon, Venus Williams would face a threat from a most unexpected quarter...
gleeb
Angry at a penguin? Get our new penguin rug, and beat the heck out of it!
GlitterRock
"Hey, what're you Cappers staring at??? It's not anything freaker than what Smith and that cornfield-kid are doing over in the 'Lost in Space' gallery!"
TheDiva
o/...People will say we're in love...o/
Agent_Moldy
Ben and J-Lo? SO yesterday's news. The 'it' couple of the moment is Pingu and the fish from The Cat in the Hat!
Dita DuPave
"I need Viagra."
Indomitus
"Yeah, I knew Gumby when he was still working his way to the top. He was a decent kid then. Of course, now he's so stuck on himself that nobody can get near him except the hookers he orders, and he spends his nights face down in blow. But he used to be a good kid."
TheDiva
I think my medication is kicking in--is anyone else seeing a penguin with a mohawk in purple lederhosen?
Cyberbeast
I wonder why none of these igloos have windows.
Simple. Penguins don't use Windows, they use Linux.
GlitterRock
"Put the snowball DOWN, Frosty! Or else!"
"Please Frosty! Do what he says! I think he's serious!!"
GlitterRock
Pingu tries to appeal to the female Cappers by imitating Sean Connery's hat-throwing from the 'James Bond' movies.