Trin Tragula
"The winner of this bout, and NEW Antarctic Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight Champion of the World..."
GlitterRock
(crowd cheering)
"Oh, no! He's settin' him up for the Pingu Stunner, Jim-Ross!"
Cyberbeast
"What kind of fish is that Pingu?"
"It's a Rankin Bass."
TheDiva
I'm guessing Pingu's dad was an air horn?
GlitterRock
"Bliddagiggblamffglxxla MOK-MOK!"
Translation: "Next time I go fishing, I'll use your tiny-leetle penis as bait, you little shit!"
TheLurker
Wow, finally someone whose lips make Pete Burns' "sofa cushions" look normal!
GlitterRock
His mother was a penguin, and his father was Q-Bert.
TheDiva
Wow, such daring plot lines!
GlitterRock
I prefer the original "Pingu Goes Postal" title, myself.....
RodRocket
I prefer the original Italian version, Il Penguin del Postino.
GlitterRock
Why's Mama Pingu ironing with a piece of chocolate cake?
Cyberbeast
oO(Wait a minute....I don't wear clothes, what the hell am I ironing?!)Oo
TheDiva
On their wall is Degas' masterpiece "Reclining Penguin"
TheDiva
A penguin with hair curlers. I'm afraid this will have to pass for humor.
Trin Tragula
"Big Mac with fries, please."
"That'll be three fifty-five, please waddle round to the first window."