TheLurker
"HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!"
GlitterRock
"Blibbagiggblamffglxxla-- MOK-MOK!"
Translation: "I'll kick your fuckin' ass, buttmunch!"
Cyberbeast
Now we see why Pingu is so popular with all the lady penguins.
TheDiva
AH-OOOOOOOOOGAH!
GlitterRock
Oh no! Pingu's been hit with the zombie-dust of Haiti!
The_Gray_Zombie
We now return to Pingu The Vampire Slayer as Pingu shuts the Hellmouth of the Arctic.
meqal
Penguins often like to make nest out of marshmellow fluff.
Dita DuPave
Ewww, Peeping Pingu!
GlitterRock
"Gibbidagiggblamffglxxla MOK-MOK!"
Translation: "Gimme back my skeletal-structure, asswipe!"
Dita DuPave
"Bitch, you wanna end up like that band I sucked up under the sea?!"
meqal
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! YOU SET IT DOWN ON MY FLIPPER!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!
TheDiva
If this is the sort of lovedoll you're looking for, you need therapy.
tinaw
"My brother got caught in a club-bye. . ." *sniff*
GlitterRock
"I'm sorry that Debbie cheated on you, Robbie." (pat pat)
"She said she was late for our date 'cause she had car problems again, Pingu. But I knew-- she'd really blown ANOTHER seal....."
TheDiva
What a beautiful wedding ceremony...in a sick and wrong way, of course.