THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
"The White Album! Raoul, you shouldn't have!"





GlitterRock
*gasp* It was Mystique all along!





GlitterRock
"I'm the tranny, gotta love me!"





cajunmagic
"That man has a dick!"





GlitterRock
Well, they told you to turn your face away from the garish light of day. Should've listened.





TheDiva
"Don't mind me, just your average half-mask wearing citizen passing through..."





ChaosWolf1982
Because it can't leave Japan without having at least one freakish rainbow-haired animal-girl.





GlitterRock
From the makers of "A Very GlitterRock Trekkie Bar Mitzvah" comes "A Very GlitterRock Cosplay Wedding!"





TheDiva
"What the--hey, you're not the Phantom!"
"No, I'm one of the dancing bishounen."
"You mean my big dramatic fight scene was with a chorus member? Fuck!"





TheDiva
MY BOOB TAPE IS CHAFING!





cajunmagic
"Ch-ch-ch-CHANGES!"





GlitterRock
(whispers in the audience)
"Dear? Why is that young man crying for a tampon?"





TheDiva
Oh, you poor thing! Don't worry, I'll save you from the Leftovers gallery!





TheSpaceToast
"The TraaAAAAAAAnie of the Op-e-ra is there... inside your miiiiiiiiiind...





Diana Luna
o/ I ain't no Hollaback Girl! o/





TheDiva
Wow, imagine how much breast tape this company goes through on a daily basis...



TheDiva
"G'night everybody! Stay Asian, androgynous, and flashy!"



Zee
*takes bite out of yellow onion*





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