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GlitterRock
"Astronaut Mike Birchwood is a man, just like you and I. A man who'd probably like nothing more than to settle down, meet a nice woman, raise a family."
"The problem is, most women are afraid to touch me."
(from audience) "That's right, ladies! He'd make you infertile, on account of his sperm's from a different time continuum!"
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JohnSteed
"The East and the West were waging war....."
"Um, excuse me, that's MY job. The East and the West...."
"I don't think so, intern! The East and the West...."
"Oh, and just because you're an old bastard, YOU get to do the prologue?! The East and the West...."
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TheDiva
My last cat did that when she was in a bad mood.
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gleeb
Kidnapped opera singers? That's a touchy cat.
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Indomitus
What? Did the Phantom just hwarf in somebody's shoes?
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TheDiva
No, she dropped lighting fixtures on people. I'm tellin' ya, it was a foolproof way of making sure I cleaned the litter box regularly.
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Mattteus
Did your cat go to an electrician trade school? How did it loose so many light fixtures?
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JohnSteed
Well, I guess cats would be smarter than actual electricians *Immediately gets attacked by a dolphin warship* (I just KNOW someone's looking at this cap without the proper context and staring at it sideways in confusion)
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GlitterRock
I'm sorry, I came in a little late on this..... Diva's cat's touching hwarfy electricians and burying them under fixtures in her litterbox?
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cajunmagic
Wow! I'm REALLY lost! I was gonna guess Diva's cat sang poorly with a pronounced Scottish accent.
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tinaw
Wait wait . . . Diva's cat does light fixtures? What's her price list?
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TheDiva
Dear God, I've created a monster!
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BlakHat1
And to be fair her kitty's caterwauls sound much better than a poorly-cast singer with a pronounced Scottish accent!
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Zee
Shit. And all I was gonna say was "He's subletting this place from The Creeper dba 'The Brute Man'".
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GlitterRock
That one guy is so full of shit, it's coming out of his ears!
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GlitterRock
Nice to see Schumacher getting some use out of Chris O'Donnell's Robin mask....
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GlitterRock
© Lawrence Miles, 1997
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GlitterRock
And here I was believing that Joel Schumacher was the biggest flamer on the set...