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GlitterRock
Somehow, the prevalence of absinthe in this time-period doesn't surprise me.
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GlitterRock
Keep in mind: these three represent the "butch" side of the French!
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TheDiva
"So, I'm gonna take your mask off."
"Okay."
"Peeling it off as we speak."
"Ten-four."
"It's totally coming off."
"Sure, have a party."
*rrrrrip*
"OMG YOU TRAMPSLUT WHOREBITCH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"*
*shamlessly ripped off of Movies in Fifteen Minutes.
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GlitterRock
"Ze tortilla should heal your scars, senor."
"This seems a little far-fetched."
"No no, you misunderstand. It is ze FLOUR tortilla."
"Ooooh, flour?? Well then.. I put myself in your capable hands!"
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GlitterRock
o/` 'Dear Schumacher, vis a vis my opera....
some castmembers must be sacked.
If you could toss out and pitch
Ms. Rossum, that bitch...
I'd appreciate
if you could possibly
assign roles to those
to whom can act!' o/`
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GlitterRock
o/` Who would have the gall to send this?
Someone with a puerile brain!
These are both signed 'G.B.'
Who the hell is he?
Gerald Butler!
I cannot believe it is he!
He's a silly sort of actor
He's returning to the CPB!
Obviously he forgets how he was gored
in 'Dracula 2000' on the Board,
shown way back in October!
to expect a different react-or
to his chatter and his patter! o/`
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GlitterRock
Josef Stalin rises from the grave to condemn the movie.
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TheDiva
"So, Christine, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to...No, no, please, leave me alone!...No, you are mine!...Not so fast, Phantom!...Raoul de Chagny!...Yes, it's me! I've come to save my girlfriend--hi, honey!...Now you will die! *pssh*!....Oooooh!...Hey, what did you do to him? The same thing I'm going to do to you! *pow* And you too! *psshow!*...Now, Christine, at last we are alone. No, no, I hate you I hate you I hate you...and yet, I find you strangely attractive...Of course you do! Opera divas are always attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. No, leave me alone! No, kiss me! No, no, yes no yes...oh, your organ is so big..."
"Erik!"
"WHAT?!"
"I need to go to rehearsal!"
"Knock on my door! Knock next time!"
"Yes, maestro!"
"...Did you see anything?"
"No, Erik, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
"Good!"
(How long have I been sitting on that cap? Don't even ask.)
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gleeb
That's quite a hoop skirt.
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cajunmagic
Oh, yeah. Found it right here in the book:
"Christine dressed like a Tiffany lampshade."
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daupstart
"HEY! Who left the muhfukin ice cream on the counter all night?!! Quasimoto!! I KNOW you hear me, muhfuka!"
".... I said my bad!...."
"I KNOW its your bad, with you bigass tumor bookbag on your back and shit... Jason Voorhees lookin muhfuka..."
"You can't talk either, Popeye!"
"Oh shut da hell up, you big rotten.com victim lookin....... muhfuka look like Toad on the X-Mens and shit. And you BETTER pay rent ontime this month too, mufuka! And gimme 3 dollars for some more ice cream, goddammit. The damn concert bout to start in 20 minutes!"
"Yeah, yeah..."
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TheDiva
Okay, Joel Schumacher has gone too far! I mean, a girl-on-girl kiss?
*whispers*
What? A guy? You're sure?
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TheDiva
And how come Glitter didn't screengrab the Vogue Guy? I've been wanting to cap the Vogue Guy for a long time now!
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TheDiva
"But Mr. Schumacher, if the lyrics to the song say 'Masquerade, every face a different shade,' shouldn't we put some color in or--"
"Just man the camera, Mister NYU Film School fancy-pants!"
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Indomitus
I knew this expression looked familiar.
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Sidesk
"I say, I say, I say... my dog's got no nose."
"How does he smell?"
"I don't know, I don't sniff dogs. What are you, some kind of canine pervert?"
"NEXT!"
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TheDiva
"I'm asking you, who's our tenor?"
"That's the man's name."
"Who's name?"
"Exactly!"
"Look, I'm asking you what's the name of the tenor."
"No, What's our soprano."
"Who is?"
"No, Who is the tenor."
"I don't know."
"MEZZO-SOPRANO!"
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JMShearer
"So, Theater's Frank, is our latest experiment ready to go?"
"Why, yes it is, Doctor Forester. Tonight's audience will be joining Stagehand Joel Robinson for this American-produced version of Phantom of the Opera."
"Well then, Frank, lower the house lights and begin with the HURTING!!!"