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GlitterRock
The evidence of THAT many bongs in the background explains so much about this movie....
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GlitterRock
*hands move higher... higher... stopping... feeling... pause... feeling more... pause... drums a bit on the chest*
"What the-- RAOUL??"
"I'm afraid so, Erik. But isn't it nice?"
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cajunmagic
o/ "Oh, Emmy
You give me the heebie-jeebies
Oh, Emmy
When you jump on my Melina Kanakaredes!"
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GlitterRock
I had a Jennifer Love Hewitt-joke to make here .... but I'm simply in awe at cajun's rhyme that successfully worked "Melina Kanakaredes" into it!
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TheDiva
Okay, what kind of lame-ass mad genius leaves his secret passageways WIDE OPEN?
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GlitterRock
mmm... two Jennifer Ellisons....
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GlitterRock
Bill Oddie: Lord of the Undead!
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TheDiva
o/...Like yellow parchment is his skin, a great black hole serves as the nose that never grew...o/
*gasp* And that's what the Phantom looks like?
"No, it's what he SHOULD look like, but for some reason we've just got some guy with a half-sunburned face..."
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GlitterRock
Tonight on 'Ghost Whisperer.'
"I've gotten a message from the great beyond! Now I have to stuff these boobs in a tanktop and tease around the place for a half-hour."
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eber3
Morgan Webb?
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Indomitus
"I say, OOK, my good man!"
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cajunmagic
Gosh, a man's ass in a Schumacher movie. How bout that?
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Mattteus
Suddenly it's a dressed up Lifetime movie.
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LauraPowers85
Funny, I don't see a woman being abused.
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TheDiva
You obviously weren't with me when I sat through this, Laura...
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Indomitus
"MAKEUP!!"
*PAFF!*
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TheDiva
Mozart's "We Can't Dance"
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eber3
If I had to live in a place where this kind of crap went on, I'd start killing people too.