THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA CAPTIONS
- PAGE THREE -





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GlitterRock
(scribbling)
"Mrs. Christine Phantom.... Mrs. Christine Daae-Phantom.... Mrs. Christine Phantom-Daae.... Sugar Pie McQueen!"




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emmapeel
An action figure cold be placed here and no one would notice the difference.




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Indomitus
Researcher's note: There seemed to be little change in Emmy's facial expression when we put her in the sauna. Tomorrow we try putting her in a pit with hungry alligators. If that doesn't get some emotion from her, nothing will.




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gleeb
Look at the difference in height. They'd look goofy dancing together. This relationship is doomed.




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GlitterRock
WARNING - OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE MUCH MORE BADLY
TRANSLATED FROM THEATER TO FILM THAN THEY APPEAR TO BE





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Indomitus
*whirrrrrrrrrrrrr click click click click...*




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GlitterRock
oh come ON! The Phantom of the Opera was NOT involved with the Underground Railroad!




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TheDiva
This scene would be a lot more atmospheric if it were darker. Also, we wouldn't have to see the actors.




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SweetHeart666
Are we talking "Sci-Fi Channel" darker, Diva?




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TheDiva
If it means not having to look at Emmy Rossum's soulless eyes, then yes.




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TheDiva
PARIS--French seismologists were perplexed by an unusual tremor in the Earth's crust today. While the cause is still unknown, they have pinpointed the epicenter of the quake at the gravesite of renowned filmmaker and poet Jean Cocteau...




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GlitterRock
o/` Lady... turns me on when I'm lonely.... o/`
"Ohhh, this truly is HELL!!"




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JohnSteed
This is the worst version of "Aria" I have ever seen! (And my secret love of certain girly anime/manga is all coming out in this gallery)




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GlitterRock
How nice for the Phantom to stock the Boat To The Underworld with copious amounts of eyeliner....




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Indomitus
You know, it's shots like this that really punch up for me how much the melody for "Music of the Night" resembles the melody for "Fish Heads"

Try it.

Night-time sharpens (Fish heads, fish heads) Heightens each sensation (rolly-polly fish heads)

Okay, so it doesn't carry through the whole song, but STILL!




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GlitterRock
He's singing to his shrine to the Disturbingly Hot Chick from "Las Vias Del Amor."







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Mattteus
Looks like the bedframe is checking out the want ads.



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cajunmagic
Still, it's nice to see Shirley Eaton working again.





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