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JohnSteed
Just had Joel Schumacher tell her, "You macho woman. You tell it like it is, baby!"
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Mattteus
Now she's a good actress 'cause she was able to, DURING the filming, capture the emotion of a person that just paid $10 to see this movie.
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GlitterRock
"This is not a Carlott-ocracy! I am the Carlott-tator! I will make the Carlott-sisions around here, and I will deal with the Carlott-onsequences!"
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echostation
Meanwhile, at the Slave Leia tryouts...
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GlitterRock
(face flies up from envelope)
"I AM SINISTAR! RAAAAAAARRRRRR!"
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GlitterRock
(looking at the guy in the background)
Ugh.
This movie does NOT need more elves.
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TheDiva
Maybe if we fed her, we'd get some emotion...
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GlitterRock
Man. I'm mesmerized by that flowing river in the background. Ooooh, the stories that it could tell....
"C'mon Glitter! You're nitpicking now. That's a flat backdrop."
It's got more dimension than Emmy Rossum does!
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TheDiva
Emmy Rossum. Because Natalie Portman is too expensive and Anne Hathaway won't return your calls.
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GlitterRock
(peeking down)
"Mmmm. Who are your two friends, Jennifer?"
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Dita DuPave
The gold statue is shocked that her titty popped out.
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crazyredheadedchick
How is it that sunlight is coming through that *underground* window?
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BlakHat1
When the angel touches himself he makes me cry!
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TheDiva
A drunk guy in charge of the set riggings. This will end well.
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Mattteus
An opera house run by pirates?
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GlitterRock
"Time t'spin th'wheel o' many dildoes!"
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TheDiva
I just know she's got canopy bed with stuffed animals all over it, and a livejournal account where she posts very bad fanfiction...
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gleeb
"When I put them in front of a mirror, it looks like I have twice as many candles!" *tee hee*