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TheDiva
Wow, I can feel Gaston Leroux spinning in his grave. Lon Chaney, too. Heck, Steve Barton's down there doing extra revolutions for all the Phantom actors not dead yet...
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cajunmagic
Please let this be the Herbert Lom version.
Please let this be the Herbert Lom version.
Please let this be the Herbert Lom version. *opens eyes*
DAMMIT!
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Mattteus
I see nothing... wait!... it's Elvish....
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TheDiva
o/...There was a boy, a very strange enchanted boy...o/
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GlitterRock
Man, she's gotten really yellow and weathered....
...
Oops, my mistake. I saw the name "Paris" with a picture of something with thousands of men inside of it and just assumed it was Ms. Hilton. My bad.
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Mattteus
She has her pet Richard Riehl with her wherever she goes.
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YibbleGuy
o/` Softly, deftly, music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Abandon all your caution
Hear him play "Fuckin' Ol' Martian"
In this darkness which you know you cannot fight
The darkness of the music of the night o/'
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TheDiva
Dangit, why couldn't this thing have caused Schumacher to die in a cataclysmic quake or something?
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TheDiva
Hey, give the Tenth Doctor his coat back! And anyway, what kind of lame aristocrat drives his OWN carriage, huh?
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GlitterRock
I prefer Friends Of Carlotta.
It's FOC'ing great!
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Zee
Brian Blessed's character from Flash Gordon approves!
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Zee
You know how bad this movie was? Even Jim Broadbent wouldn't be in it, and that guy never turns down work.
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TheDiva
Ah, the subtle, nuanced touch of Joel Schumacher.
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GlitterRock
King Yrcanos' little-spoken-of brother, Terry.
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TheDiva
Patrick Wilson. Because Ewan McGregor is too expensive and your producer has never heard of John Barrowman.
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gleeb
What's with doughnut-head in the background? Is that a signal that she's easy to pick up?
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daupstart
"YOU POWER RANGERS HAVE PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST FUKIN TIME!"
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GlitterRock
"I didn't get the bigger headpiece...."
