Dita DuPave:
Zee:
GlitterRock:
Zee:
gleeb:
Diana Luna:
Mattteus:
GlitterRock:
daupstart:
*stripper music comes on, cat starts dancing*
"Where'd all this cum come from?"
"Who cares? Dig in!"
Between this and the other shots, I haven't seen this much pussy on the Cap-Page Board
since the Porch Swings! 
Dearest Elizabeth...
I do not know how long I can write these words of love to you, as the muttonchops
continue to drain all but a sliver of my strength...
"Miss Bennett, I regret to inform you that your sisters' habit of humping anything in a red
coat must mean the severance of our association…"
"Dearest Elizabeth,
The mere thought of you warms me on yet the coldest of winter days. Your eyes melt my
heart thrice over like the summer days of yore. My heart flutters whenever you cross into
the willowly banks of my mind. I cannot bear the sweet passings of the day when you are
absent. Plus, I get love drunk off all that junk inside your trunk!"
Right because there's nothing more appetising than imagining your food was people
"Damnnnn you, Lister of Smeg! You put your foul Dwarfian seed in mine wife's belly!"
"WHAT'S HAPPENING, MY MOORS!!!"
[crickets chirping]
"Ohhh shit. I just used the 'M' word, didn't I?"
"Keep smiling, m'lord. Keep smiling... and back away slowwwly."
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