tinaw:
Zee:
gleeb:
Laurie2K:
Mattteus:
GlitterRock:
Indomitus:
gleeb:
Mattteus:
eber3:
GlitterRock:
Zee:
LadyLoxley:
Indomitus:
jackrouters:
*looks down at chest*
I feel inadequate.
"Hello, 1-900-Man-Boob? Have I got a scoop for you!"
"Is it possible for you to send up a negative amount of food?"
Man! Some bug bites don't seem like a big deal until the next day.
Hello room service? My mattress has bones...
Once Muslims heard Albert Brooks was bringing his ventriloquist act to the country, they said
"Couldn't we just look at cartoons of Muhammad?"
Um... No.
Surprisingly, they made $50 that evening.
"How much will you pay me to talk to you?"
"Actually you pay us."
"LAME!... and you owe me a dollar."
...about genital herpes!
"Talk To Me -- or My Mirror-Universe/Gender-Reversed Doppleganger."
Instantly a better Anakin than Jake Lloyd.
EEEEEEK!!! *runs like f-ck*
Damn, you could fit, like, 2 or 3 mouse pointers in that mouth.
Kerry's botox is breaking down again.
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