POORMAN'S BIKINI BEACH CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
"You like my box, Soldier Boy? I show, five dollah!"





DiscoBoy
At least she's now equipped to survive a plane crash...





gleeb
As long as it's not any of that Oedekerk crap, I'm OK with this.





GlitterRock
Jasmin St. Claire says, "I'm still good down there, you know. I'm still tight. Come on up and give me a tr-- "
(1988 Voleswagen Beetle slides out from her hoo-hoo)





Zee
PUMAT: Maya Rudolph, Natasha Lyonne, Leah Remini.... and I'm there, too.





GlitterRock
Wow... Zee's PUMAT was so hot it actually triggered the temperature-control on my monitor!





GlitterRock
*sniffle* Pop always told me to marry a girl with those sort of values.





TheSpaceToast
Well good luck with that.





cajunmagic
Can't you just smother him with your titties?





GlitterRock
"I was told the horizontal lines would add the appearance of more weight...."





GlitterRock
Well aren't you just the politest little screengrab for letting me know! You go on, take your time, I'll hang around the 'Star Wars-Legacy Revealed' gallery when you're all done.





SweetHeart666
My thoughts exactly.





SweetHeart666
"Welcome to the House of Shakira!"





SweetHeart666
OK, That's IT! Every one of you (straight) male cappers, get your hands out of your pants RIGHT NOW!!!





GodoHell
Sorry, Sweetheart. I just thought I'd need my wallet to get any of this.





SweetHeart666
Dina and Lindsay Lohan in their Mother-Daughter Burlesque Revue!



AlexGariepy
Now back to what we REALLY wanted to see, Poorman getting chased by police.



TheDiva
WILL SPIN FOR FOOD





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