AlexGariepy
But not of Bionic Woman. HA ha!

WaffleKing
Hi, I'm Joseph Poonamaker, founder and CEO of Poonamaker Model Agency. We are seeking talent in your area. Young, old, whatever. Bring $50 and a shirt you don't mind getting ruined.

SweetHeart666
o/ Sweet Adeliiiiiiiine....o/

YibbleGuy
Well, if it takes two of you to measure it, girls--quit complaining that it's short.

DiscoBoy
"What we do is secret!"

AlexGariepy
He's a CFL Quarterback, too, yanno!
"No one counts that."
You're no fun.

AlexGariepy
'One Size Fits All' never takes chest size into account.

GlitterRock
Jana Speaker only does one thing, but god love 'er she does it WELL!

RodRocket
And you paid her HOW much?

GlitterRock
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Paying her or not, I can't help but feel depressed about my own social life after seeing this guy score.

JMShearer
Hey, don't worry about it, Glitter. The way I figure it is that if he can do it, I should be surprised that I haven't yet.

GlitterRock
"Whaddya expect?? I'm the Poorman!"

gleeb
I glad to see Poorguy supporting our brave fighting troops in Kroq.

RodRocket
"Yeah, Jim. Kevin and Bean still hate you. Hey, maybe you could have Big Tad assassinated, then you can move in on his gig on Adam Carolla's show?"

AlexGariepy
And there goes my erection they built up through the entire program. Ummm, if I had one.

Halfreck
My earring could totally kick Joel Madden's earring's ass.

DarkestPerk
The greatest part about being a sexy blonde identical twin nympho is that you really get to see what you look like as a sexy blonde nympho.

DiscoBoy
But really... just how wild are Winnepeg party girls?