GlitterRock
"So do I," Ed Gein said with a wink. "So do I."

DiscoBoy
"I like this wax museum!"

gleeb
"It was nice."

RodRocket
*gasp* Katie Couric????

gleeb
Hey, Ugarte got out of Casablanca after all!

DiscoBoy
That might remove the stink, but it won't remove the stank.

WaffleKing
Her breasts witnessed a mob hit, and now they're in the Witness Protection Program.

SweetHeart666
"They're that bad, huh?"

DiscoBoy
Was she partially declassified by the CIA?

elKapitan
"It's a dark matter bra, tee hee!"

Mattteus
Does every episode of Poorman begin with Paula Cole getting arrested?

Nyssa23
Uh-oh, looks like the Cradle-Robbing Police finally caught up with Demi Moore.

gleeb
A cunning anagram for "A sex unit ran salsa".

Indomitus
Man, I hate it when strippers lay the guilt trip on you.

GlitterRock
Dear Lord... pleasepleaseplease don't let THAT be the Asian transexual in front of him!

GlitterRock
And Meshach Taylor comes flaming across the screen!

elKapitan
o/ "You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away, and know when to come..." o/

AlexGariepy
Damn it, he got a Skank Flush!