DiscoBoy
Why did the mural painter give the lion Tawny Kitaen hair?

GlitterRock
o/` To fuck all night! o/`

AlexGariepy
Up... ... Down... ... Left... ... Up... Left... Triangle, X, Triangle, X, O, Square!

echostation
"Hey, I'm David Lee Roth. Wanna go out?"

WaffleKing
Mariah Carey entertains at the Iowa State Fair.

AlexGariepy
"Excellent, now to save it to my computer and make a wallpaper out of it."

DiscoBoy
Whoever said two heads were better than one, didn't have these two in mind...

elKapitan
...s

DiscoBoy
"I want to give a mini bobble shout out to all my Tusken brothers!"

gleeb
You guys playin' cards?

AlexGariepy
I doubt the people calling or the people answering believe that.

gleeb
I doubt they care much.

TheDiva
"Hang on, let me pull your swimsuit out of your crack..."

RodRocket
"An' remember, my son. Use no more den five 'r six t'reads o' saffron in a pot of rice. More'n dat, youse make it taste all soapy."

GlitterRock
He's a more guido version of Nathan Petrelli.

DiscoBoy
It's a slut career fair!

GlitterRock
"Ahhh dude, I told you we shoulda went to that Porch Swings bar over in Trenton. I heard the girls there dance boxless!"
"Yeah. But it's a $20 cover-charge -- *and* you need a password!"

DiscoBoy
I like this bold new direction the Black Eyed Peas have taken.