DiscoBoy
Poorman is in his element.

GlitterRock
Nikki Cox And The Coxblockers!

gleeb
And she's holding that sign in her navel? Say what you want, those are some strong abdomenals.

Sidesk
Yep, she'll do.

WaffleKing
More like, "Los Bongos".
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you know what I mean.

SweetHeart666
Um, her eyes are up there.

AlexGariepy
I don't think anyone else even knows where her eyes are.

Indomitus
She has eyes?

DiscoBoy
Who needs eyes when you've got headlights like that?

Nyssa23
Hey, that's brilliant! I guess instead of a pervert, I should call myself a sex show enthusiast.

GlitterRock
(car raises...feet underneath tiptoe a few feet...car lowers as guard walks by...once guard is gone, car raises, and feet underneath tiptoe away some more)

elKapitan
I suddenly don't care if it's a poorman's bikini beach...

GlitterRock
o/` It's a beautiful, gay-for-pay DAY! o/`

AlexGariepy
Uh, please don't tattoo my name. That's a little embarassing.

gleeb
Should I trust a tattoo artist who's missing a finger?

DiscoBoy
"Da Black Bomber gonna get bombed at La Bomba! Boyeeeee!"

WaffleKing
Who dares me to turn this into an avatar?

AlexGariepy
"My eyes are, oh forget it, not while I'm wearing this."