Mattteus
Lisa Turtle used her five point exploding heart technique on A. C. Slater!

Indomitus
Dude, can we stop with the gratuitous pussy shots? That joke's been done to death already.

gleeb
.oO Duude, if these guys weren't my catnip connection… Oo.

Shockeye
...and now, how to stuff a cat in the toilet.

Shadarus
Mythbusters episode takes on the urban legend: Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.

GlitterRock
Is... is that woman fisting her own pussy?

DiscoBoy
"For our next trick, I'll pull a rabbit out of her snatch!"

GlitterRock
Don't worry, folks. I filled out the proper paperwork with ezboard and had this screengrab cleared for "medicinal purposes."

Shockeye
I burnt my fingers trying to smoke the screengrab.

TheDiva
This is a lousy version of "Lizard Music"

GlitterRock
"Mannnnn, I had dis one skillet dat would CRACK YOU UP, mannn! It was the funniest g*ddamn pan you've ever seen!"

Mattteus
Hey it's Shakey the neighbourhood junkie! *kids cheer*

Mattteus
I should send in my rival band's demo...

DiscoBoy
It's better than hearing him break into a song, trust me.

GlitterRock
They're not counting emotional scarring, are they?

Nyssa23
Answering the age-old question, Whose Ass Would Jesus Kick?

DiscoBoy
Joel Madden of Good Charlotte was arrested today for crimes against punk, as part of an undercover street cred sting.

Sidesk
"So, Joel, you'll be looking for a... girl all the bad guys want?"
"You git! You know that's not one of our songs!"
"As if I care..."