POORMAN'S BIKINI BEACH CAPTIONS
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WaffleKing
Nothing like a slutty ironing board.




crazyredheadedchick
I see *someone* got an airbrush kit for Christmas.




GlitterRock
Robert Clarke *IS* The Hideous Skate Demon!




gleeb
Poorman, Master of the Jew's Harp.




Mattteus
*sigh* I remember when this show was chicks with fake boobs.




Shadarus
Somebody get me a paper bag... STAT!




meqal
The real reason why "furry" porn was invented.




DiscoBoy
I didn't know this was the Poorman's Bikini Atoll Radiation Poisoning Survivor Beach show.




Indomitus
AKA: Tits, Ass and Catcalls




DiscoBoy
It's like a cross between Skinemax and a Nuremburg rally.




DiscoBoy
"I am Mistress Screengrab and you have all been very naughty Cappers! Lick my boots, slaves!"




Mattteus
Karen Carpenter?!




DiscoBoy
Wake up, everybody! The Pimpin' Pussy Posse is here!




Dita DuPave
Is that a thumb or a mutated penis?




DiscoBoy
With Poorman, there's really no difference...




Zee
Bomberman's Bikini Beach



Zee
Tera Patrick trolls the parking lots in YOUR TOWN!



GlitterRock
My screen just fogged up at that caption, Zee





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