POORMAN'S BIKINI BEACH CAPTIONS
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TheSpaceToast
Featuring a latina pretending to be polynesian in every goddamn room.




TheDiva
The Poorman's San Francisco




Mattteus
Oh great, they're going to make the animals at the zoo wear bikinis.




Zee
The face in the corner has kind of a Klingon forehead.




TheDiva
They're above ground, shouldn't they be the Lava Girls?




BlakHat1
It's an improvement from their old title, The Smegma Girls.




TheDiva
TheDiva
Not giving a damn




DiscoBoy
Few men can pull off the balding dreadlocks look. Unfortunately, Poorman is not one of them.




Mattteus
James Taylor needs no introduction.




WaffleKing
Rrrrrrrrrrrr LETS GET READY TO BUMFIIIIIIIIIIGHT!




crazyredheadedchick
Not one person in this shot has ever gotten laid.




TheSpaceToast
Well, surf urban legend.




TheDiva
PUMAT: Robert Englund, Chris Eccleston, Napoleon Dynamite




DiscoBoy
Yes, people still whisper in awe about the time he successfully Googled 37 porn sites simultaneously, while also winning 12 different eBay auctions and downloading illegal copies of every Linkin Park album.




gleeb
It's amazing how they put up with wrasse biting them all the time.




GlitterRock
"Jes! We har ze 'Reef Girls!' We luff ju Capperz und all jur funny reefs on moofees!"



Zee
...If Julie Strain had played Elektra.



Dita DuPave
Bratz: The scraping for money by being in porn adult years





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