Mattteus
... suddenly I love ArtPig.

Zee
PUMAT: Taylor Negron, Timothy B. Hosler, Crazy Eddie

GlitterRock
Another Cameron Diaz sex-tape resurfaces.

Mattteus
Is this now Poorman's COPS?

GlitterRock
"I SWEAR I THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL!!"

TheDiva
Wow, you can just see the glamour...

DiscoBoy
You can almost see another dream dying, can't you?

Shockeye
"I don't really DJ as much as I hang out at parties and eat empty beer cans for nickels."

Mattteus
It's an all-bum celebrity cast!

Shadarus
...and will obviously CONTINUE to be so!

GlitterRock
"Mannnnn, you ain't never horny when ya got a styrofoam cup! It's like nature's own sex doll, mannnnnn!"

Mattteus
Do bikini clad women come dancing in? What is this??

GlitterRock
"Hello. I'm Crazy Spoon-In-My-Ear Man, mail me some candy!"

ArchHallJr
"No, Barbara Bain and Catherine Schell do NOT appear nude anywhere in the DVD set. Neither does Martin Landau, sorry. There is a partial rump shot of Barry Morse in the deleted scenes, though."

Zee
Mutual Benefit Funding Corp. of Omaha presents: "Poorman's Wild Kingdom"

gleeb
Sure, we charge 45% interest, but we assure you, it's for our mutual benefit.

Mattteus
My Big F**king Cock

Indomitus
Meeting them is not the problem. It's getting their pants off that's the challenge.