DiscoBoy
Why isn't she all green like in that Paris Hilton tape?

gleeb
You don't want to record this stuff; that's how they caught Bernardo and Holmolka.

Zee
I haven't seen one single shot of a beach.

meqal
Razor Magazine: Porn For Those In Places That Hardcore Porn Is Banned

RodRocket
Razor: The magazine for models who can't move their hands out of the way.

DiscoBoy
Razor Magazine: Where the models are too cheap to get Brazillian waxes.

ArchHallJr
Razor Magazine: So cheap the summer pool shoot is done by the tub!

GlitterRock
I've never seen someone try to be Nina Blackwood AND Samantha Fox at the same time. It's compelling!

Shadarus
Um, okay... no more thalidomide for you.

daupstart
He's throwing up the Lobster Family gang sign

GlitterRock
I've always imagined Charisma Carpenter-Zombie .... but never Charisma Carpenter AS a zombie!

DiscoBoy
What? What's not sexy about a girl with ear-hands?

DiscoBoy
The poor man's (and Poorman's) Paris Hilton.

TheSpaceToast
"Hi, everyone! I'm somewhere between mall promotions and porn in my minor celebrity descent. Just wanted to say hi while I go down. Get it? Ha ha!" *puts a gun to her mouth*

Mattteus
Meanwhile there are kids starving to death in Calcutta...

daupstart
We now return you to The Devil's Teabag

DiscoBoy
"Are you a Goa, eh? Do you like photography? Candid snapshots on holiday?"

TheSpaceToast
Is this viral marketing, or merely vile?