TheDiva
I dunno, I think we're all losing out here.

gleeb
…who is no doubt eyeing the possible exits out of her peripheral vision.

TheSpaceToast
"I support global thermonuclear destruction, Hitler, and the return of institutionalized slavery..."

Mattteus
...yeah yeah, that's nice, can I cup one of those?

RodRocket
"Yeah, Poorman! I used to listen to you on Kevin and Bean when I was, like, five years old."

ArchHallJr
"Geez, lady! Whose sailboat did you steal those from?"

Mattteus
He should've worn a bikini.

GlitterRock
o/` Poor Tom Thumb is dead-ddd... o/`

TheDiva
"Dammit, why can't I find dem nekkid wimmin pictures?"

Zee
Edit, yes. View, mm hmmm. History, yup. BOO! YAAAAHHHH!!!

echostation
Just in case anyone wants to know: There really was a 900 number called 1-900-WET-FART. Yes, for real. The first 30 seconds were free, so of course I called and listened for 30 seconds. Sure enough, there was a woman's sexy voice talking about wet farts. I guess they thought dry farts wouldn't bring in the customers.

TheSpaceToast
Talents: Constructing underwear from trelliswork, light filing.

TheDiva
The Matrix: After Dark

Mattteus
What is girl to the 85000th power?

Zee
Welsey Snipes in Murder at Girl 85000

gleeb
Ho sum: like dim sum for prostitutes.

Zee
"What's the Ho Sum?"
"Twenty dollars, same as in town."

TheDiva
Heh-heh, he said "member" and "area"...