meqal
Any second now, she is going to start playing her ribs like a xylophone.

TheSpaceToast
Oh my god, her pubic bone would stab you like the T-1000...

GlitterRock
The scary thing? She's NOT wearing bottoms!

Mattteus
You can pick locks with her.

Shockeye
'Now you see me." *turns to the side* "Now you don't."

WaffleKing
Our next contestant...Miss Aushewitz!

Nyssa23
Regional President, Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

JMShearer
Uh, miss? I think I have some extra... food... around... ya know, that I'm not eating or anything...

crazyredheadedchick
Oh! I get it! That bikini was made from all the fuses that car blew this month!

DiscoBoy
When we finally see real boobs, they're in front of a fake car.

TheSpaceToast
WE ARE RECEPTIVE TO THE NEW SHIT!

YibbleGuy
"Whom will ye that I release unto you?"
"Put the bikini on BARABBAS!"

DiscoBoy
Some chick's gonna get a helluva lotta beads for this one...

Mattteus
Tan lines down there with the bottoms up there? That's like getting your eyebrow pierced then shaving your eyebrows and drawing new ones in above the piercing.

DiscoBoy
She seems nice.

TheDiva
Her breast implants have shifted!

WaffleKing
Hey, there's a half a can of Old Mil and a space on the floor of the laundry room at the YMCA with our name on it. How 'bout it?

GlitterRock
"I present to you the winner of the Miss Shoshanna Lowenstein 2006 Pageant -- Shoshanna Lowenstein!"
o/` There she isssss... Miss Shoshanna Lowenstein ... dated Jerry Seinfeld .... has a killer rackkkk.... o/`