TheSpaceToast
The horror...

DiscoBoy
Fernando succumbs to the temptation felt by many guests on this show -- the urge to bitch slap Poorman back into the '80s.

Zee
/Sergio Leone movie character

Mattteus
This entire show is trying to insult me.

GlitterRock
Ummmm.. no offense Mr. Vargas, but let daupstart handle the 'Scarface' captions, 'kay? He's much better at it.

DiscoBoy
Soon to be on eBay: Authentic Poorman Sweat! Starting bid: $0.01

TheDiva
Aquafina: It's like tap water, only in a bottle!

YibbleGuy
"Aquafina--It's The Water That Goes Into Coca-Cola ... Without The Coca-Cola."

Sidesk
Ding-dong!

Mattteus
Jeez! Those things have satellites!

Zee
She's made of 85% recycled consumer materials. Oh, and

Dita DuPave
*deep voice* "Like my rack?"

Shockeye
I take it that her man doesn't need pillows on the bed.

DiscoBoy
She looks like some spare parts lying around the back of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office that finally gained sentience.

Gray Zombie
YING. Wake up. It's time for the REAL talent show.

crazyredheadedchick
Love the boom mike, ya'll. It really adds something to the footage.

DiscoBoy
"You have thwarted me once again, Mr. Security Man, with your fancy little walkie talkie and jacket. But know this: you have not seen the last of me! Poorman will return and ogle again one day!"

TheDiva
Her boobs have no silicone in them. She never had a chance.